Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 Shawarmachine

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 20 Des 2021 @ 12:11pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 3 Des 2021 @ 6:43am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 3 Des 2021 @ 10:15am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Didapatkan pada 20 Des 2021 @ 12:11pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2021 @ 7:03am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 3 Des 2021 @ 6:07am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 12 Des 2021 @ 4:09am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 12 Des 2021 @ 11:18am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 22 Des 2021 @ 10:42am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 22 Des 2021 @ 12:14pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2021 @ 6:43am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2021 @ 12:12pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Didapatkan pada 12 Des 2021 @ 4:36am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 23 Des 2021 @ 12:17pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 12 Des 2021 @ 10:35am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 12 Des 2021 @ 11:09am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 20 Des 2021 @ 12:11pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 12 Des 2021 @ 11:31am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 3 Des 2021 @ 6:32am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2021 @ 11:12am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 9 Des 2021 @ 11:01am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 11 Des 2021 @ 10:50am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 22 Des 2021 @ 11:22am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Didapatkan pada 23 Des 2024 @ 9:05am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2021 @ 11:14am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 21 Des 2024 @ 10:54pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 20 Des 2021 @ 12:21pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2021 @ 7:06am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 23 Des 2021 @ 11:52am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2021 @ 10:46am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2021 @ 6:38am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 12 Des 2021 @ 11:03am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2021 @ 6:59am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 3 Des 2021 @ 10:04am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 12 Des 2021 @ 10:53am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 22 Des 2024 @ 2:25am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 3 Des 2021 @ 6:42am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Didapatkan pada 22 Des 2024 @ 2:03am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 22 Des 2024 @ 2:10am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2021 @ 12:15pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Didapatkan pada 2 Jan 2022 @ 10:51am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Didapatkan pada 17 Apr 2024 @ 12:49am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 12 Des 2021 @ 4:04am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Didapatkan pada 22 Des 2024 @ 3:21am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

12 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

12 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

29 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

1 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

5 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,300 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

20 / 30