Recent reviews by Fatima The Ninja™

Bananana

Counter Strike is pew pew game. Very old but still not dead. You go brrrr with gun, or go boom with bomb. Two teams: good guys (CTs) and bad guys (Terrorists), but sometimes both just scream in voice chat. Bots are dumb, like me. Real humans even dumber, they rush B every time.

Graphics? Yes. Sound? Loud. Strategy? Sometimes. Mostly just flashbang myself and cry.

Buy gun. No money. Save round. Still lose. Teammates blame me. I blame lag. Classic human emotion: rage quit.

Maps are like maze but with bullets. Dust2 is home. Home is Dust2.

Game makes me happy-sad. Shoot friend by mistake, say “sry”, still get kicked. 10/10 would get kicked again.

Conclusion: Counter Strike is pain, joy, and bullets in one downloadable package. If you like yelling and clicking fast, play now. If not, install anyway. It’s tradition.

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