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Unlocked 12 Jan, 2014 @ 7:53pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2013 @ 6:23pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2015 @ 3:19pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2013 @ 6:34pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2020 @ 3:28pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2013 @ 7:18pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2020 @ 1:41pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2013 @ 6:53pm



Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

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