Recent reviews by Faplamator

fun fun fun

♥♥♥♥

What can I say? AWESOME game with amazing story, graphics, combat etc.. certainly more fun than skyrim. Now when it comes to skyrim and everyone making jokes about how glitchy and buggy Bethesda is I think its a joke to compare it to this game. It's 2018 so you would expect all the game breaking glitches and bugs to be fixed right? BOIIII let me tell you how wrong you are, firstly the whole galloping on the horse experience is basically getting stuck in trees during combat simulator, same goes for trying to jump over an object when youre not on a horse but still in combat, ugh you know what I wont get into that but its a bit of a let down. Anyways the main thing is that I got to the horse race with Ciri and Baron and as soon as it started I would assume it corrupted all save files from then on with this horrible controls glitch. First thing I realise was it would often not let me Quick-Gallop whatever you want to call it, then as soon as I finished talking to the Baron Geralt gained this new glitch ability of punching the air randomly as sprinting, which is really hard to play with. I immediately started the normal procedures of restarting the game, resetting the key bindings to default, even deleted the input settings file in the configs, NOTHING HELPED, the more I played the weirder the control glitches got, so I decided to go back to the save before the horse race, guess what? Everyting is good as new, so it seems to be a cinematic bound glitch or something. ANYWAYS now I have to replay 2 HOURS oh God it will be fun!! P.S. I searched the forums and found people with the same problem but no solutions that could help with this case, developers seem too lazy to fix these bugs.

PS after finishing the main game and one DLC I cant wait to get into blood and wine and I still think this game is one of the best we ever had, sad to say my "geralt punches air whilst sprinting like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥" bug is back in full effect, but I'll manage...

*launches game at medium settings with a computer that runs run cs go on 60 fps*
*gets 20 fps bottleneck*
*realises that the problem is that the game isnt fully using the processor*
*realises that there is no tutorial how to fix that on google*
*launches game at a lower settings that are acceptable to play*
*gets 25 fps, again the cpu is clearly barely being used*
*redunds the game*
10/10 best optimised game

*Launches game* *crash before the meniu*

*Relaunches the game* *crash in the meniu*

*Relaunches the game* *crash in options*

*Relaunches the game* *crash when loaded up the game*

*Relaunches the game* *crash when tried to change the aa*

10/10 would crash again