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26 of 37 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:17am

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:49am

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:31pm

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:22pm

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:55pm

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:36pm

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:33pm

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:25pm

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:29pm

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:14pm

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 2:49pm

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:52pm

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:01am

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 2:07pm

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 6:51am

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:35pm

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:57am

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:18pm

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 7:04am

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 12:54pm

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:45pm

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 1:29pm

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 10:36am

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 9:49am

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 3:21pm

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 9:54am



Risky virus

Infect manager's computer

Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
87 / 100

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
56 / 100

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
49 / 100

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
427 / 500

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
35 / 50

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
+1

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