Recent reviews by Doc Stinker

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I really REALLY want to like this game but I have a few major problems that bog it down to the point where I can't recommend it. The big one you'll see everywhere if you search by negative review is the price. This game is about a 3-6 hour experience and for 20$ that's not enough! This game needs more substance! This part is sort of my fault considering the first line of the description says "Unpacking is a zen puzzle game" but I was hoping for a bit more of a free experience. It's the intended way or NO way. You barely get any freedom with decoration and as such your run will feel just as much like any other run. The concept of decorating a room and sorting things as a puzzle is a great idea but when I can't put a kettle on the kitchen counter I have to wonder what the devs were thinking. Pushing my two major issues aside though this game has stellar music! The soundtrack really kept me involved even when I found some of the limitations to be out there. The art and visuals are by far the best part of this game. It just looks so appealing. Lastly the story is very well handled for what it is and it's easy to understand. The settings easily tell you where your "character" is in life. I will admit I did find myself getting emotionally attached to some of the keepsakes. Overall if you've got 20$ burning a hole in your pocket and you don't care about freedom and just want a puzzle game then this is for you. Otherwise there's probably better (and cheaper) options out there.

An old man sat next to me during my second flight. He was terrifying. He morphed and stretched reality to his will simply to toy with me. IF YOU SEE THE OLD MAN (Grandpa Duncan) NEXT TO YOU SHUT DOWN THE GAME.

**DEMONIC PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER BEWARE CHILDREN**
Beware of this game.
I have two sons and a daughter, and my two sons got into this game at age 10.
My son came in my room one night while I was having mommy only time, and said that he wanted to sleep in my room.
I asked him why, because he wasn't usually like this.
He said he was scared of Freddy and Chica getting him in the night.
I asked him who Freddy and Chica Were.
He said, that they were from a video game.
I asked him what video game, and he said "Five Nights At Freddy's"
I looked it up.
To my horror, I saw the characters.
They looked demonic.
I asked my son who he learned this from, and he said some kids at school.
I emailed the principal, asking for this material to be banned from the school.
Everyone, Beware, this game can harm your child!!

I mean it's alright I guess... Haven't played it for too long tho. Get back to y'all when I clock more hours in!