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Okay, so where do I begin with this game and writing this review. It’s hard to put this game into a review, not because it’s bad because it’s far from that. It’s an amazing game.

I looked at this game since it came out on the 24th of March and I waited a little bit and waited some more and I thought to begin with this game isn’t gonna be my cup of tea. I thought I would get bored of it very quickly, but I wanted to give it a try and see what happened. So, I bought a copy and gifted one to my Norwegian buddy Ayatomi. This was at roughly 5PM UK time. 11 hours later and we had just stopped playing. The current time of writing this review is 4:59am on the 31st March 2025.

Fair to say I think we got a bit addicted. I cannot wait to see how this game progresses.

Final Fantasy XIV isn’t just a game; it’s an experience. What began as a rocky, near-disastrous launch has risen, phoenix-like, to become one of the greatest MMORPGs ever made. Combining unparalleled storytelling, a vast and vibrant world, and gameplay that caters to every type of player, FFXIV transcends its genre to deliver something truly extraordinary. Whether you’re a seasoned MMO veteran or a complete newcomer, this is a game that will draw you in and refuse to let go.

From the moment you create your character and step into the bustling streets of Ul’dah or Gridania, you’re embarking on a journey that will take you across continents, through time and space, and to the edge of existence itself. But what makes Final Fantasy XIV so remarkable isn’t just the story or the gameplay—it’s how it makes you feel.

At the heart of FFXIV lies its narrative, and calling it good feels like an understatement. It’s the gold standard for storytelling in MMOs, rivaling even single-player RPGs in scope and emotional impact. You start as a humble adventurer, but as the Warrior of Light, you’ll face gods, monsters, and existential threats to the very fabric of the universe. A Realm Reborn lays a solid foundation, but the expansions—each one better than the last—elevate the story to legendary heights.

Heavensward is a tale of dragons and redemption, Stormblood explores themes of revolution and freedom, and Shadowbringers flips the traditional light-versus-dark narrative on its head, delivering one of the most memorable stories in gaming. By the time you reach Endwalker, an emotional, bittersweet conclusion to a decade-long saga, you’ll feel as though you’ve truly lived through these adventures. The characters, from stoic Alphinaud to fan-favorite G’raha Tia, become more than NPCs—they’re companions, mentors, and friends you’ll never forget.

But Final Fantasy XIV isn’t just about watching a story unfold; it’s about being part of it. The game’s flexible job system allows you to play every class on a single character, encouraging you to experiment and find your niche. Whether you prefer tanking as a Paladin, healing as a White Mage, or dishing out damage as a Dragoon, every job feels distinct and rewarding. And the combat, while approachable for newcomers, scales up to offer a challenge that will test even the most seasoned players in high-end raids.

Yet, FFXIV isn’t solely about combat. For those who crave a more relaxed experience, the game offers robust crafting, gathering, and even fishing systems that could be entire games on their own. You can decorate your house, run a market empire, or simply spend hours fishing in serene landscapes. The freedom to play your way is one of FFXIV’s greatest strengths, making it just as rewarding for casual players as it is for hardcore raiders.

The world of Eorzea, along with its expansions, is nothing short of breathtaking. Every location, from the glittering deserts of Thanalan to the icy spires of Ishgard, feels alive and meticulously crafted. The expansions continue this trend, introducing unforgettable areas like Shadowbringers’ The First, a realm steeped in eternal daylight, and Endwalker’s surreal vistas at the edge of existence. Complementing the stunning visuals is the game’s musical score, a masterpiece by Masayoshi Soken. From gentle town themes to heart-pounding boss tracks, the music enhances every moment, leaving a lasting impression that extends beyond the game.

Perhaps the most remarkable aspect of Final Fantasy XIV is its community. In an online world that can often feel hostile or impersonal, FFXIV’s players are a beacon of kindness and camaraderie. Newcomers, affectionately called “sprouts,” are welcomed with advice, gifts, and encouragement. The game’s mentor system ensures that veterans are there to guide the way, and you’ll rarely encounter toxicity, even in high-pressure raids. Beyond the gameplay, the community shines in its creativity, hosting everything from in-game concerts to elaborate role-playing events and charity drives.

Even if you’re new to MMOs, FFXIV is remarkably accessible. The free trial—immortalized as a meme—offers an almost absurd amount of content, including A Realm Reborn and the critically acclaimed Heavensward expansion, without a subscription fee. It’s the perfect way to dip your toes into this sprawling world, and before you know it, you’ll be eagerly planning your next in-game adventure.

But what truly sets Final Fantasy XIV apart is its soul. It’s a game that offers not just entertainment, but a sense of belonging. Whether you’re facing a god-tier raid boss, fishing by a tranquil lake, or dancing with strangers in Limsa Lominsa, you’ll find moments of joy, wonder, and connection. Few games can make you laugh, cry, and cheer as often as this one, and fewer still can inspire the kind of loyalty and love that FFXIV enjoys from its community.

At its core, Final Fantasy XIV is about the journey—and it’s a journey worth taking. Whether you’re saving the world or simply trying to get your glamor just right, there’s no place quite like Eorzea. So grab your gear, summon your chocobo, and join the millions of adventurers who have already discovered the magic of this incredible game. Just remember: the true endgame isn’t raiding. It’s glamour. Always glamour.

Childhood Memories unlocked. Should you wait for it to go on a sale? 100% you should, but worth it to me nevertheless.

Alright, buddies! I want to start of this review by saying that the demo for this game was amazing, but I felt like it was too short. I understand why they only allowed us to play three missions, but like a few friends of mine that I spoke to they were left craving more about the story and the game, which I agreed with. This isn't a bad thing of course, because the small amount of missions gripped the player base. Hopefully the game releases soon, Whether I win the giveaway or not, I know I will be purchasing the game itself. Good work guys, I cannot wait for the full release.

Personally I encountered no bugs with the game at the point of playing.

Below here I have but what I think about the game:

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 10

The only way I would recommend this game is when it's on a sale. Like it is now (18/03/2024) - Get it for the custom zombies experience. There is so many amazing maps still to come and with a bunch to choose from now. What's to loose?

Best FPS of 2023.

@Ayatomi shot me one game, but it was okay, I got payback when I became Medusa and stoned him.

Tennin Shot Kabob. Great, but bad success.

Never in my life did I ever think it would be this stressful to cook or serve food.

Played this with a group of friends, a Norwegian, and Three English plebs. Favourite round is when Mr Rice decided to murder our dear friend Liggo and instantly knew he messed up. He died shortly after, and then me and the Norwegian were betrayed by a Cheeto Ass MF that decided to betray us... The traitor died, but still won, because Cheeto screwed us. Still had a 10/10 time. Wheeeeeezing