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Istanbul, Istanbul, Turkey 
🌽 * 🐟 * 🏓 * 👽 * 🌳 * 📒 * 🕺 * 🌸 * 🌋 * 🍇 * 🚕 * 🥗 * 🥞 * 💃 * 🍆 * 🔋
ㅤ* Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?
ㅤ* If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
ㅤ* The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
🐳 * 🎁 * 👹 * 🥒 * 🚘 * 👑 * 🌂 * ⛳ * 💙 * 👃 * 👽 * 💄 * 🎽 * 🎈 * 🚕 * 🎍
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe