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yoo just play My Hero with you

Omg!! my bad!! Im so sorry! I was trying to invite my friend over but she is too busy for me nowadays, oh well, guess ill smoke weed and drink some white russians and enjoy my smokes and cigar lol on my own again... the usual, i just bought a car too, im just chilling at my apartment, im feeling pretty good, i ust want to find a nice lady ya know, anyways sorry to bother you, im just a single clean employed guy who tries really hard and honestly im only in my late 20s but i hope you dont judge me, sorry to bother you whoever you are, i wish a nice lady would come over once in my life ya know, i would even pick them up and they can crash here anyways sorry

haha this mf below me ♥♥♥♥♥ big ahh hell

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

Just about a half hour ago I just sent a text to my old best friend who was pretty toxic to me that we weren’t friends anymore. Part of me said that I was the toxic one and that I was selfish. The other part knew that I’ve been wanting to do this for years. I’ve been years with her about 2 years now and yet I don’t know how to feel about her. I’m glad I got to stand up for myself but what now? I was already in this deep depression loop but yet i actually have people who supported since the start. About 5 days ago I wanted to kill myself and now for once I’m glad I failed. I know I will feel crap in the morning or just in 2 hours but I’m proud of myself. I really am. I feel like I can finally not deal with that big issue but yet try to move to the next issue of not dying. All I need to say now is Julie, enjoy boarding school.