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+ rep cool guy and is potentially a convicted nonce

Claiming to have 80gb of horse porn doesn't make you cool or hilarious, it just shows that you have awful taste in horse porn.

Horses only last for a minute or two tops when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, most horse porn is like 240p so they take up very little megabytes, if you have long 10-20 minute videos this isn't the horse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it is some girl just sucking on and jerking the soft ♥♥♥♥ of a horse for most of the 10-20 minutes, most horse porn is poorly performed meaning the girls stand on the side and try to 'dildo' themselves with the horse ♥♥♥♥ rather than actually getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and that's not in the spirit of horse porn. 80 gigabytes of that ♥♥♥♥ would be 99% low quality videos of women standing around fondling soft horse ♥♥♥♥, if you can even find 80 gigabytes to begin with.

Somehow horse porn is legal in the US but actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horses is a felony, it doesn't make sense. Gays don't get stoned to death anymore, why are we being hypocrites towards people who ♥♥♥♥ horses?

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Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to ♥♥♥♥ her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else ♥♥♥♥ my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna ♥♥♥♥ my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.