CS GOAT

Hail Caesar! My one and only true king! Too bad you can't power pump hump yourself into Cleopatra just like my boy Napoleon did when he touched her dry desert

BTW Napoleon did Egypt so hard that the nose came off of the sphinx. True story; Ridley Scott told me.

This guy’s not even immortal rank on Shatterline. See you at lan

f5

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

Great Player <3