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369.3 hrs on record
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Posted 3 December.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
7.1 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
This game is excellent.

It has an extremely simple concept, just connect the dots. However, it gets much more difficult than it sounds.
LYNE has a good amount of content for the price, 26 sets(A-Z) with 25 puzzles each, plus 2 sets of 25 puzzles each daily.

It is quite relaxing to play, but can also be quite the brain workout, and it's well worth the $3 price, I'd recommend picking it up.

ALSO THE MAIN REASON MOST PEOPLE BUY THIS GAME, THE ACHIEVMENT ICONS ARE LETTERS A-Z, MEANING YOU CAN SPELL OUT WHATEVER YOU WANT IN YOUR AHIEVMENT SHOWCASE!
Posted 19 January, 2015. Last edited 25 November, 2020.
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178 people found this review helpful
996 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
I saw this game on sale for $6.79.
I had $6.78.
I cried, prayed to gaben for a cent, masturbated, then cried some more.
Eventually, I ended up breaking into a zoo at 4:20 in the night and stealing a monkey.
I then went to a dogfighting ring, entered my monkey, and bet my life savings on the match.

The guy whose dog I was fighting started yelling at me, "THAT'S NOT A DOG YOU IGNORANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I HOPE YOU DIE IN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, I WILL STEP ON YOU AND END YOU, THAT'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MONKEY!"

I calmly replied, "So is your mum."

The poor sap then broke down crying and bawling his eyes out, and forfieted our match, which meant I won 1 cent as the prize.
I immediately rushed and put that cent into my Steam Wallet, giving me $6.79.
I purchased the game, and waited for 18 hours, doing a sacrificial ritual to the internet gods.
Then, it happened.

It finished installing. I could now play the game.
As I launched it and waited for the first time setup, I prepared myself to die.
Two minutes into the game, I died.
On the menu.
Posted 16 January, 2015. Last edited 16 January, 2015.
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58 people found this review helpful
142 people found this review funny
7.5 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
For only 15$ (Or less on the frequent sales), you get to play the game Michael Bay jacks off to.

Explosions/10
Posted 19 December, 2014.
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8 people found this review helpful
1,412.8 hrs on record (1,210.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
It's ok
Posted 16 August, 2014. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
It's a very simple concept, yet extremely fun, and to top it off, it's F2P :D
Posted 10 June, 2014.
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