Occupation: cannabis engineer/analyst

I specialize in leveraging statistical multivariate stochastic probabilistic analysis to evaluate the percent yields and performance of various strains of cannabinoid producing plants. Experimental techniques include combustion, vaporization, and ingestion to produce nonlinear regression models in my lab located in the basement of my maternal parent’s residence. Cognition tests are conducted by carefully analyzing Gaussian probability distributions of my performance during randomized Counter Strike 2 sessions which are played in 8 hour intervals every single day.

So far, I think my research has made great contributions to our understanding of cannabis and society as a whole, but the project’s funding risks being cut due to my maternal parent’s ignorance, so donations for its continuation with even more strains and more video games would be greatly appreciated!