Recent reviews by Bjonk

funny room hehehehehehehehe

It's an incredible game with fascinating lore. It's a bit difficult to wrap my head around the final language now, but it'll likely click eventually. The Bard flute soundtrack very easily takes up the empty space in my head.

I can't wait to see what comes next in the development of this game, but I'll still be staring at this mannequin-lookin' thing in the meantime.

H.P. Lovecraft would, in fact, have a fear of this game. 10/10!

Even though I have a larger amount of hours in this game, I stopped finding any joy in playing it anymore. It's unneededly rage inducing for a cartoony platform fighting game. Maybe I touched too much grass in the meantime, maybe the game itself is getting worse. Whatever it is, I'll be leaving this game feeling nothing but an absence of emotion.

Idk, I just really like cookies.

It's like one of those games you see Youtubers play while they talk about life or joke around. It keeps your head busy when you're in a call or grinding for the 0.005 second difference between your best time and the 3 gem time. 10/10

It's a nice game, but my friends and I have ran into an issue where we cannot play together no matter who hosts the game. The catch is, the three of us can easily join each other in the lobby, but the moment we start a round, at least one of us gets kicked, if not, the two people that aren't hosting get kicked. It's only been happening recently though. We were able to play 2 games last week but since then, we haven't been able to play.

I'll change this review when the problem is solved, but in the meantime, the game isn't worth the price when you can't play it with friends.

Every game sucks away a small piece of your sanity and in its place regret is bestowed in its purest form. My favorite game mode is 3v1, or at least, every doubles match I've ever played. Oftentimes, my ping is higher than my and/or my teammate's scores and I'm about to post up "If found, please return" posters for my packets. I swear one of these days I'll find the treasure map that'll lead me to find them. The tournaments are a great feature to see how well you do when both of your random teammates decide to leave before the match even starts. My very being aches with this game and I can feel my soul slowly burning out.

Overall, great game. 10/10 would recommend to a friend, will play again.