Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
ㅤ* So, this 'One Laptop Per Child' thing. Where do I drop off the child and where do I pick up the laptop?
ㅤ* Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!

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