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19 of 29 (66%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

NotEvenRemotelyFair.WAD

Die within 5 seconds of starting a game on Selaco Must Fall difficulty
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 6:29pm

Marathon Runner

Take 15,000 steps in a single Campaign save
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:09pm

Reporting for duty!

Suit up
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:48pm

Safe Heaven

Unlock your first Safe Room
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:41pm

Pub Brawl

Start an argument at The Broken Seal
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:09pm

Power Overwhelming

Obtain the Railgun Prototype from Starlight
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:08pm

Myth, busted!

Cause a toilet to explode without using explosives
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:32pm

Humiliation!

Defeat a Juggernaut with your fists
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 7:33pm

Death Incarnate

Kill 1,000 Enemies
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:17pm

Buddy System

Buddy-up with Jonathan
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 6:35pm

Sharp and Shiny

Obtain all upgrades for a single weapon
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:06pm

Sharp Shooter

Land a Headshot Kill from at least 70 meters away
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:00pm

Unionize!

Get 100 Minimum-Wagers in Burger Flipper
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:17pm

Humanity's Second Chance

Reach the streets
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:15pm

Homecoming

Visit Dawn's home
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:47pm

Death Toll

Prevent a mutation from happening, by any means necessary
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 11:58am

Paper Forever

Fight through the Liancria Office Complex
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:59pm

Game Over!

Complete Chapter 1
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 5:38pm

DPS LFG

Obtain 1200 DPS at the Shooting Range in Punching Bag mode
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 5:17pm



Daily Bonus

Claim a free daily drink at the Mall

Little Plushy Man

Safely return Wilson the Bear to Dawn's home

AFK

Spend 1 hour inside a 'Xen Wellness Center' sauna without interruption

Crime Averted

Save a fish from suffocation

Gwyn Simp

Spend at least 5000 Selver in a single Gwyn Machine session

Overkill

Kill an enemy with your Fists while having a Bunny Hopper, Protein Shake and Confidence Booster active

Save the World, bro!

Reach Level 10 in SPACE BRO

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Trigger a Trash Tornado

Mozzarella Miracle!

Get very lucky by finding a full box of pizza

Embrace The Chaos

Complete 'Pathfinder Memorial' with Randomizer Mode