-rep After a good game of DBD I added her because she seemed like a good girl. We started chatting, over next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of DBD matches and most importantly, true friendship.

I invited her in my house for a DBD Lan party. She said she was coming so I was looking forward to meeting her in real life.

When she arrived at my house, she pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I felt her hard D111ck push against my leg. I punched her and then I trapped her. Turns out she was a guy. Don't trust this guy.

+rep fun to chase as Myers (I am the survivor in this situation)

Sorry for touching you in DBD, please dont report me.

+rep good duck and seal

Literal stinker