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Load times are abysmal. Gameplay loop is unintuitive. Rat mode sucks and its implementation reeks of laziness. Overall, 5.5/10. Not horrible, but leaves much to be desired. Stands mostly on the rather interesting concept of procedurally generated murder cases.

Game is incredibly fun!... when it actually runs. Riddled with technical issues that cause constant crashing without any error message. Until this is fixed, I cannot in good faith recommend this game to anyone since it's currently unknown if it will even launch properly for your system.

I cannot fix her, nor do I intend to. She can, however, make me worse.

HEEEROOOOO

GONNA PROOOOVE MY VEEEERSIOOOON OF JUUUSTICE IIIIIIS MORE JUST THAN YOOOOOUUUURS

UUUNNOOOOO

REMAINING ON THIS STAGE

I AM THE ONLY ONE

Story is godawful, but the gameplay is kino.

TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK!

FROM VICIOUS GIANT INSECTS WHO HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK!

WE'LL UNLEASH ALL OUR FORCES, WE WON'T CUT THEM ANY SLACK!

THE EDF DEPLOYS!

You can play as a guy who throws hats which attach themselves to the heads of his enemies, beat up a weaboo with a trenchcoat and a katana, then play as said weaboo and beat up the guy you were just playing as.

Got here in 27 minutes, very tasty. Tomato sauce was very fresh and cheese was homemade and also delicious. Owner is a little weird but I think he ran it all the way here since I didn't see a car.

Overall, I'd rate this location 4.7 stars out of 5. Will be returning here often.

I got to play as Kali from Library of Runia and kill furries. 10/10.

Game was so bad they added T-Posing as an emote to cover up actual T-Posing