Hm... My name is mike and uh? i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ own cs/css :D



Cs 1.6 exp
Season 10 Entity Gaming 10-1 (2-1 playoffs)
Season 11 Entity Gaming 11-2 (4-1 playoffs)
Quit 1.6

Counter Strike Source
season 12 Entity Gaming 4-4
season 13 Schizophrenic Gaming 2-1 (quit)
season 13 Sourceoddities 4-1 <-- Current Roster

-Mski once aced every cevo p team out there at lan while sitting at his house asleep with his computer off and hundreds of miles away from him

-Mski once played hide and seek. All 6 children were found in 0.309 seconds with Awp bullets in their heads.

-Mski has a nightlight when he goes to sleep - not because he's afraid of the dark because the darks afraid of him


-on his birthday mski selects one child to be thrown into the sun.

-Mski grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

-Mski can watch 60 minutes in 20 seconds.

-Mski once ate an entire bottle of sleeping bills. They made him blink.

-Mski can play an entire season with his eyes closed.

-Mski is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his AWP and deagle.

-Mski doesnt chase ♥♥♥♥♥.. ♥♥♥♥♥ chases mski

-Mski bought an AK47 as a CT, and got one.

-The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until mski AWPed one of the corners off.

-There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, mski lives in Pennsylvania.

-Most lans and leagues enforce a handicap on mski by blindfolding him and forcing him to play on a ti84 calculator.

He still manages to topfrag.

-Mski doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

-Noobs want to grow up to be just like mski. But usually they grow up just to be killed by mski.