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Personal Achievements
 

All For a Bit of Cardboard

Fence a trading card.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:18pm

Cataclysm

Complete the Hive Inc. ending.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:58pm

Prospector

Complete the Magpie Endeavours ending.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:06pm

Hero

Complete the Lawmakers ending.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:04pm

Inevitable

Complete the Cultists ending.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:13pm

Eldritch Bacon

Help Uncle Porkchop become a god.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:14pm

Ascend

Become a god.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:35pm

Free Kyle

Release Kyle from his shackles.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:14pm

Now We're Getting Somewhere

Make first R.E.N.T.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:19pm

Zooped

Get zooped back for the first time.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:45pm

He Earned It!

Pet Mörk 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:13pm

Calm Demeanour

Take longer than 15 minutes to complete Project Ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:14pm

Ooh Yeah, Capitalism!

Make second R.E.N.T.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:38pm

This is Your Life Now

Make third R.E.N.T.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:28am

Such a Klutz!

Drop a bunch of shaped donuts.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:06pm

Life Admin

Complete the Empyrean ending.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:18pm

A Step Closer to Freedom

Buy your first Omen upgrade from Kyle.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:19pm

Station Managed

Use station management.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:54pm

Buzzzz

Purchase an electric tool upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:54pm

Grower, Not a Shower

Increase workshop to max size.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:38pm

Pretty Foxman

Change Wilbur's appearance.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:20pm

Spin Cycle

Open the washing machine.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:19am

Happy Timemas

Trade your time for something greater... Or worse... You do you.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:59pm

The Full Package

Fix one of every module.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:14pm

Find a Doodad

But what is it for?
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:38pm

You're Who, Now?

Learn the identity of the god of Limbo.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:55pm

I AM GAMER

Beat all of the Tomfoolery levels.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:07pm

Traveller

Visit all of the VR Realms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:02pm

Faction Friendly

Complete a job for every faction.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:03pm

Out of Time

Run out of time whilst a job is active.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:56pm

Wax! Wax Everywhere!

Forget to latch the candle mold.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:07pm

That Was Unfortunate

Be killed by a fatal job.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:28am

Serve That Man

You should've known this would happen. Maybe read the manual next time?
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:55pm



That's Not How That Works

Use wrench incorrectly. Move it back and forwards!

A Whole Lotta Cardboard

Fence one of every trading card.

Rapid R.E.N.T.

Make first R.E.N.T using less than 10 cumulative minutes (of day time).

Rapid Run

Beat a run in less than 45 minutes (of day time).

Wilbur? More Like Wilmot!

Complete the final Magpie day in 5 minutes or less.

Revoked!

Have your Magpie membership revoked.

Donut Aficionado

Exceed donut quota by 20% or more on each day of the Hive ending.

Tow-tally Not Cool, Bro

Do sufficiently badly on a job that the TowBro is called.

No More Laundry

Find all secrets.

Faction Unfriendly

Complete a run without taking a job from a faction member.

It's Just So Frickin' Cool!

Summon the cooler rock.

Short-sighted

Make a purchase in the evening of R.E.N.T. day that causes you to not make R.E.N.T.