It's not over till the final fisting you give.
Things are better when I say them.
You look like someone starved a virgin to death.
He's an idiot he can use it however he wants!
Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t want me to afford name brand skittles or rent.
Do you go for looks or just try to find someone with fat fingers.
You look like the type of guy who would bring 2 condoms to prom and come home with 5.
I have ♥♥♥♥ myself at the supermarket energy.
I’m fat because every time I ♥♥♥♥ your mom she gives me a sandwich.
She did a massive ♥♥♥♥ in the toilet. My dad had to break it up with a stick.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Take the advise of my favorite pillow salesman and eat your bleach, it'll go through you like crap through a goose.
Leave no donut behind.
Last night jeebus told me I don't have to wear a mask cause of my merican freedoms.
I want to be enlightened like the buddha, but I've got these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids.
The underwear at goodwill is nice.
You Little Nerdy, Uh, Intelligent Bastard.
I'm a stable gene ass.
Sworn to fight evil and people I don't like.
Are Indians Really Mexicans?
You better get to the grocery store because it's time to get cereal.
Do Tech.
If the shoe fits steal it from Payless and give it to your kids for Christmas.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a knife so shut up and get in the van.
There really is no heterosexual way to wash a carrot.
Did you know that if you put your ear up to a strangers leg you can hear them say hey what the ♥♥♥♥ are you doin.
I've seen midgets grow.
When I get done with you, You'll be beating guys off with both hands.
They get jammed in there tighter than a string bikini in my ass.
This is for the whale in the end, you have five kids but have any of them popped out yet.
I love tesler.
Italians aren't real white people