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39 of 50 (78%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 12:51pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 1:31pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2019 @ 3:10pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 5:27pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 4:39pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 6:35am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 2:37pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 10:32am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 11:31am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 2:10pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 11:30am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 3:17pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 10:07am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2019 @ 8:04pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:15am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2019 @ 5:12pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 2:03pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2019 @ 5:11pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 1:24pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 5:10pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 9:49am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 11:22am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 7:32pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 10:37am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 8:28am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 6:04pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 10:35am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 11:47am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 12:40pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 12:40pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 9:48am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 10:44am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2019 @ 11:54am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 12:13pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 5:13pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 1:11pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:10am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 1:31pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 11:33am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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