Cool story bro!

+rep After a good game in siege, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great siege and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a siege lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.

okay

just think its funny

Yeah what about it?

'evil minion Cameron' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kL3HAbYkac

Do you know Paradise City?

You're evil nuff said.

It seems my evil minion Cameron has attacked you, my plan is going according to plan.

Get acknowledged kid. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ REKT! You are geh. Obviously

GIT GUD

Gey isnt in the dictionary, please look it up again. Thanks.

Ur mom gey

Thanks for acknowledge my presence as a grill, now may you leave the room and karens hue be with you forever!

u gamer grill???

You cannot stop the cringe Emilia, it is only a matter of time before the coming darkness takes over. Your face will look like you just sucked a lemon with no sugar, that is the level of cringe you will be dealing with. This is just the beginning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcWJouOoiy8

LOOK, LOOK LISTEN! APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STOP IT, SO STOP GIVING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT! - WingsofObesity

I don't know if it's just me, but I feel like Krispy Kreme donuts have downgraded in quality over the years. Before, the classic glazed donuts were much larger, and they rose much better too. You could see the white line in the center of the donut as a result of it rising well. Also, the glaze was much tougher and wouldn't crack after touching it even slightly.

However, now the donuts have gotten so small. The glaze is so fragile yet so thick, and it feels like the glaze has gotten even sweeter, if anything. The dough no longer rises at much, judging by the fact that I can't see the white line or much webbing inside the donut. The only part about Krispy Kreme donuts that has gotten better is the frying. The donuts are fried much better now, because I can feel a slight Krisp when I bite into it.

The testosterone and pure adrenaline I gain while kicking someone’s ♥♥♥ with Captain Falcon is so insane that I don’t even need to work out to stay in shape. I used to be a 5’6 chubby kid when I picked him up and now I’m 6’5 ripped beast. I don’t work out at all and usually have lunch at McDonalds most days. Most the muscle went to my ♥♥♥ and girls starting dripping when I am around. But the only time I leave my house though is for McDonald’s or more potato chips at Wal Mart. I don’t have time for ♥♥♥♥♥ when there is falling up air to knee combos ready to be dealt.

Look, all I want to say is: Toph definitely knew everyone's ♥♥♥♥ size in Avatar.

Her ability to sense shape and stuff with earthbending allowed to her get generally senses of characters' physicalities. She definitely knew what Aang, Sokka, and Zuko were keeping under the belt. This gives a new layer to her little crush on Sokka..

The standard for metal detectors is that they should be able to detect a .22 caliber bullet, which is 11.471mL in volume. If we then want to find out how much iron is required in the male genitalia in order to trigger a metal detector, we simply inject iron into the male genitalia until it contains that same volume of metal, and since the average internal male genitalia is about 170mL in volume, we need a concentration of 11.471/170 = 0.067476mL of iron per 1mL of internal male genitalia. Since iron weighs 7.874g/mL, we need 0.067476 x 7.874g = 0.5313g of iron per mL in the genitalia.

A normal concentration of iron in blood is 0.5mg of iron per 1mL of blood, so we would need 0.5313g/0.5mg = 1062.6 times the normal amount of iron in the blood in order for a metal detector to go off.
But that's not it. If we increase the amount of iron in the male genitalia by 1062.6 times, the total weight will increase from the standard 114g erect to over 250g, as instead of weighing close to water your male genitalia will be as hard as steel.

That was beautiful Ducky. That story "just works"

I once met Todd Howard. We chatted for a bit, and after a few minutes, he invited me to see something. After just a few moments, I got the hint. I turned around and told him that I understood what he wanted. I bent over and braced myself against the wall. Todd came closer and placed his hand on the back of my head. He leaned in against me and whispered, "I want it all." His right hand slowly groped the contours of my hip and eased itself into my pocket. He takes a firm hold of my wallet and pulls it free. Without another word, Todd just got off me and walked away.

Okay boomer.

I sexually identify as a 16 inch frying pan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of frying delicious bacon in hot greasy oil. People say to me that a person being a 16 inch frying pan is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I don’t care, I’m round and cast iron. I’m having a plastic surgeon coat me with teflon, install anticonductive handles, and forge my bottom with stainless steel. From now on I want you guys to call me “Big 16” and respect my right to sear meat from 300°F and burn steaks needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a panaphobe and need to check your cooking appliance privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

https://pics.me.me/justa-scottish-protestorappming-balloon-staticto-donald-trumps-shairpiece-ies-10519861.png

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1401364-meridas-scottish-slang
This is Demoman in TF2 last night

You know nuthin', John Snow.

The edge compels you!

I'll be treddin' carefully over me ♥♥♥♥♥♥' lucky charms because I'm Irish and you should check my profile to see who started this war, Tom Parry, plunged Steam into chaos, and now the comment section is going to put you down, and restore the peace!

+rep she carry and clutch in game

What is this "outside" you speak of, child?

Do we have to take this outside, Killy?

Friendship 10/10 there! ^^

stfu brad u bloody millwall fan

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Randy savage
Cheeki Breeki

I want to join the trend. Whoever is reading this section... beware of the savage.

"Roses are red, an animal is a cow, in case you were wondering, you can stop worrying about grenades now." - TheRussianBadger 2017

I thought I should leave a comment because there are not many comments, ez game.

+rep is a good friend she nice to people unlike me #eryne Is Like a Sister