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I invited him to my house for a Rust LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then grubbed him w/ a db. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
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1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We reccomend you have surgery;
2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;
3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsability;
4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;
5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;
Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.
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