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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 8:37am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 4:16am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 8:05am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 9:22am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2016 @ 4:28am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2016 @ 6:17am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 10:55am

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 10:59am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 3:32am

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 5:17pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 11:19am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 8:09am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 10:56am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 4:47am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 8:20am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2017 @ 9:07am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 8:37am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 9:00am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2016 @ 4:27am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 9:23am