How can I be a hero
When my ♥♥♥♥ is big as a shoe?
There ain't no all-access passes
That will help me to break through
So many items on my backstage rider
But there ain't no bravery
I'm just the 7th top financial power, but I'm little ol' me


How can I be a hero
When I get everything for free?


I've screweds more girls than Wilt Chamberlains
I can proves it with my STD's


How can I be a hero
When we're the world's largest metal band?


I'll never be a hero
'Cause I'm better than everyone, but I'm just a man

I'm afraid the answer is no