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12 people found this review helpful
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0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The Kra-Ken menu screen is probably the toughest boss I've ever faced. However I do feel its attacks are way too OP, especially it's "disable the analog stick" attack which it used on both my Xbone and Steam controllers. I finally managed to beat it by binding the keyboard arrow keys to the D-pad in the Steam Controller overlay. This first encounter with the AI told me all I needed to know; it cheats.

Starting an actual match proved I was not mistaken about the AI. A continuous fury of attacks quickly reduced my frog-like player to a pulp. Not even the best button mash tactics could beat them and with that, I gave up on what I can only describe as the Darks Souls of frog fighting games. Yes, it's harder than Battletoads!

Originally I was planning to ask the team if this was all planned. However once I opened the credits ,which meant beating the menu boss once more, I found their names scrolling in behind the foreground layer. Humble is how I will describe these devs for allowing the foreground to cover their names.

9/10, did not came with a free TF2 hat.
Posted 28 July, 2019. Last edited 28 July, 2019.
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1.9 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Nice relaxing game to relax, kick back, and unstress.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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2,696.5 hrs on record (1,051.9 hrs at review time)
I first bought Team Fortress 2 as part of the Orange Box so many years ago. This game has been the only online multiplayer game that managed to keep me entertained for so long and introduced me to competitive play, clans and the insane fun we had during the early updates and events. While Team Fortress 2 today is only a shadow of its original release, I still find myself enjoying this game every now and then for some casual fun. It definitly remains one of my favourite online games although I can see it being a bit overwhelming for new players with all the new items in here. Still, with it being free to play I see no reason not to try it out.
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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9.5 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
Nothing can beat Crash Team Racing on the PSX, but this game is extremely close to it. Love it, way more fun than Mario Kart Wii.
Posted 2 April, 2015.
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0.5 hrs on record
I took off from the taxi-way, did a looping above my hometown with a Boeing 737 before crashing into the runway of Schiphol airport. ♥♥♥♥ was intense although I wished I found out my 360 controller works with this game before my first flight.
Posted 2 April, 2015.
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2.1 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Stanley was sitting near his desk writing a review for a game. He liked the game very much and couldn't help himself from hitting the recommend button before clicking on post review.
Posted 2 April, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
This game allows you to fly in space, while shooting down enemies, astroids and if things get rough you can turn into a freaking mobile suit. All we need now are some Gundam mods and this game would be an instant GOTY!
Posted 2 April, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
50.1 hrs on record
The last and best SimCity ever created by Maxis, I wonder if we will ever get a real SimCity 5...
Posted 2 April, 2015.
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171.9 hrs on record (165.3 hrs at review time)
I remember buying this game at night. By the time I was done checking things out I had spend two days on this game without sleeping. Friendly advice to anyone looking to buy Civ V; set some alarms so you won't forget to sleep.
Now if you would excuse me, I'm going to play for just one more turn...
Posted 2 April, 2015.
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4.1 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I don't like space, I don't care about physics and I never play any sim game seriously. The moment I managed to land on the moon still stands as my greatest accomplishment ever. RIP Jeb...
Posted 2 April, 2015.
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