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"As a fan of absurdity, I think I've reached some sort of nirvana"

-Joe Getty

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"Collecting FunkoPop figs is like stamp collecting but more gay"

-Mori-sama

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"Life clings to me like a disease"

-Raoul Silva

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"The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, it is conformity"

-Rollo May

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"Captain, she was a page from a book. That's all she ever was"

-unknown

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"A dying man takes the time to mourn a man who will never know death"

-Doctor Ira Graves

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"Boys are jerks and superheros suck"

-Violet Parr

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"...but he will not only did he do it for you, i will have the ability for you..."

-Auto Correct

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"I really tired to understand."

"I mean, many of the great poets of the past, I've read their stuff, I've read it. All I get is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ headache and boredom. I really feel sickness in the pit of my stomach. I say, there's some trick going on here. This is not true, this is not real it's not good."

-Charles Bukowski

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"Things get sillier and sillier until we die"

-Evelyn Deavor

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"But loving you's a good problem to have"

-Marceline (Monster)

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"The swan doesnt have to wash itself to be white. It just is"

-Dr. Roberts

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"The problem is that Fire Emblem doesn't have waifus, so its not at the caliper of this game"
"Whats a waifu?"
"A place to put your unrequited feelings"
"Is this like a pillow thing?"

-Ben Pack, Dan Rykert, Ben Shoemaker

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"Do you think if you are standing in your kitchen making a sandwich and you know your family is under the floorboards, do you just laugh?"

-Ben Kissle

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"Why terrorize the thing you love though?"

-Abby Russell

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"Four way stop culture has completely broken down."

-Jack Armstrong

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