rawr
x3 nuzzles! pounces on u,
uwu
u so warm.

couldn't help but ur bulge from across the floor,
nuzzlez yo' necky~ murr~ hehe
unzips yo baggy ass pants,
oof baby u so musky

take me home, pet me, N' make me yours
& dont forget to stuff me!
see me wag my widdle baby tail,
all for your bolgy-wolgy!

kisses n lickies yo neck,
i hope daddy likeies
nuzzles n wuzzles yo chest,
i be gettin thirsty

hey i got a lil itch,
u think u can help me?
only seven inches long
uwu
PLS ADOPT ME

paws on ur bulge as i lick my lips

dragged my balls across your forehead ♥♥♥♥♥

You see, the fidget spinner is more than just a toy: it is the most unique and inspirational form of art of the 21st century only respected by the most intelligent of people. I highly doubt that the greatest "athletes" put as much time into perfecting their sport as we do into mastering the fidget spinner. Tell me; what "sport" requires as much concentration, effort, flexibility, and intellect than the art of performing the perfect spin? I'll answer that for you: none of them. I swear, if I ever hear someone associate fidget spinners with "autism" ever again, I will be more than willing to put them on the ground. I wouldn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care if I was put into jail. I am more than willing to sacrifice my well-being to defend not just my passion, but my life

"Based"? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based". Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me?. Do I give a ♥♥♥♥? No, does it look like I give even the slightest ♥♥♥♥ about five ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?

-rep called me stinky

+rep bunny has aim assist