cool bro meet you there

Washed n Old

finish my set

(OHP 5 plates for 15)

throw the weight on the ground (alpha)

blonde cardio bunny runs over with starry eyes (7.62/10)

"excuse me sir, would you mind impregnating me in the locker room?"

"sorry baby, maybe do some squats and get back to me"

(i only give my seed to women with THICK CHEEKS)

reach into my bag and pull out my intra-workout shake

(72 eggs, a jar of peanut butter, and 2 cups of olive oil)

drink it all in one go

130lb pasty trainer walks over

"hey man thats a lost of cholest---"

i grab him and push him against the wall (no ♥♥♥♥)

"do i look like i give a F*CK about cholesterol boy??"

he cant speak because im crushing his windpipe

throw him to the ground

what a nerd

just another day at the gym.