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They put crack in this I swear to God

Religious Trauma Simulator™

Mizuki best gay ally

I got very high and my boyfriend sat me down in front of this game. I don't think I took my eyes off it all night.

Best night ever 10/10

Please for the love of God give us a mobile version of Sigmar's Garden. I'll pay anything you want just give it to me.

Oh yeah the rest of the game is pretty good too.

I mean, it's a good game, but the gif of Sans default dancing is the best thing that came out of it.

Is it bad that I would actually buy DLC for this game?

Beautiful and relaxing. It's more of an experience than a game, but it's an experience worth paying for. I personally waited for a sale, but if you’re someone who thinks this looks really nice then it’s worth full price. You won’t be disappointed.

This game gives me hardcore nostalgia to playing Yugioh on my cousin's ds when I was little. Card City Nights is a very simple card game, but has enough depth with all the different cards and effects to keep the game interesting. There isn't much to say on the gameplay other than that. The story is very generic but does have it's moments. Like fighting a carrot. Soundtrack isn't bad.
Basically, if you enjoy card games and you're looking for a cheap and enjoyable single player experience, pick this up asap.

DAMN this game is good. I think at this point everyone knows what the Portal series is, so I'll just point out some of the highlights.
The story is great with interesting characters and a perfect pace. The plot twists are well done and it only tells you what you need to know. The story is also supplemented by the great humor.
Of course it's a puzzle game, so the puzzles and level design need to be good. Luckily, they're done flawlessly. On top of that the environments are also amazing and add lots to the world.
Once you're done with the story mode there's a level creator that is perfectly made and allows you to do just about anything you want. People have used this to make some crazy and amazing levels. The community, while I'm not sure how active it is now, has always been very helpful and creative. You'll never run out of content as long as talented map creators exist.
Definitely a must play for anyone. It's only $20 and worth every penny.