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Brownian Motion

Pass the toilet paper to the Scientist in need.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2019 @ 5:40pm

Caffeine Extraction

Perform surgical caffeine extraction from 20 vending machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 10:33am

Calculated Trajectory

Kill 10 airborne Headcrabs using the Shotgun.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 8:09pm

Centripetal Attraction

Kill 20 Enemies with the Hivehand.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 7:39pm

Convection Refinement

Ruin the microwave casserole.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2019 @ 3:59pm

Dead Reckoning

Kill an Assassin with the .357 Magnum.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 5:25pm

Digital Wizardry

Kill 10 enemies with a reprogrammed Sentry.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2019 @ 5:11pm

Ethically Questionable

Conduct all of the questionable research experiments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 4:09pm

Futile Resistance

Kill 10 Enemies with Snarks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 10:17am

Gray Matter Propulsion

Headshot 20 Enemies with the .357 Magnum.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2019 @ 8:47pm

Hyper Saturation Conundrum

Drown in Lambda Core's coolant.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:32pm

Inflammatory Actions

Kill a Headcrab using fire.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 6:48pm

Kinetic Repulsion

Kill a Marine with their own Grenade.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 8:30pm

Mega Hertz

Kill 5 Enemies with one Grenade.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 5:59pm

Nuclear Fishin'

Kill an Ichthyosaur with either the Tau or Gluon.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Permeable Infrastructure

Use the alternate path in Office Complex.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 8:02pm

Premature Expulsion

Use an entire clip of Gluon ammo in one continuous shot.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 7:20pm

Prophylactic Suggested

Get overtaken by a Headcrab's ample anterior.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2019 @ 6:12pm

Proverbial Tinkerer

Interfere with the alarm and laptop in Anomalous Materials.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 4:08pm

Quantum Capacitance

Overcharge it anyway.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Remote Detonation

Kill a Barnacle with a Satchel.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 9:20pm

Resonance Procrastinator

Refuse to insert the specimen into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Unified Coupling Theorum

Help the Barnacle and Headcrab find true love.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 9:47pm

Universal Gravitation

Get killed by your own Snarks.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 6:29pm

PhD in Pacifism

Don't kill any Vortigaunts in the Borderworld.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 3:20pm

One Step Ahead

Kill 10 Enemies with Tripmines​​.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Stealth Technology

Escape the Hangar in Surface Tension without alerting the Soldiers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 9:11pm

Less Than Desirable Consequences

Die in the AMS Beam before starting the experiment.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 4:03pm

Orbital Trajectory

Skip the opening Xen island with a secret jump.​
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Doctor’s Signature

Deliver the finishing blow to Gonarch with your Crowbar.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:41am

Gonad Glider

Get whacked into oblivion in the ledge fight.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Contest Propellant

Find the snack supply canister.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:35am

Black Mesa Decathlon Winner

Escape the Gargantua’s Lair without taking any damage from Gargantuas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:11am

Anti-Matter Over Mind

Kill a Controller without killing any of its mind-controlled Vortigaunt slaves.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 11:22am

Specimen GG

Take out all three Healing Crystals in Nihilanth’s Chamber at the same time​.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 1:53pm

Late for Work

Defeat Nihilanth in under 4 minutes.​
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 1:54pm

Limitless Potential

Accept G-Man’s offer of employment.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2020 @ 8:23pm

Rather an Anticlimax

Decline G-Man’s offer of employment.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Well-Done

Cook a Grenade for too long.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:19am



Rare Specimen

Send the Hidden Hat to Xen.

Prolific Popper

Kill all Protozoans in the Borderworld.

Our Brains And Your Brawn

Assemble all the possible Scientists and Guards at the end of Office Complex.

Post-Mortem Interval

Find each member of the missing research teams.

Laser Immunization

Complete Interloper without taking any laser damage.
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