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13.2 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
i love joel! he's so amazing and his character development has been amazing so far! cant wait to see what else he does !
Posted 6 May, 2025.
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322.9 hrs on record (63.5 hrs at review time)
hot lady skins 10/10
Posted 12 February, 2025.
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27.0 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
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played with friends, watched my friend get his neck snapped by a bracken and then dragged off while a spider chased the bracken, listened to my friend get brutally murdered by a thumper or giant baby with no legs, i proceeded to run around in the dark trying to escape all 3 and possibly 4, because we were all running from a coil head originally, which ended up with an orange lazer to the back of my neck and the whirring of the turret as it proceeded to rain its bullets into the back of my skull as it told me to look at the flowers, all while my friend in the ship danced.
anyways we met quota and got a shower.
Posted 29 November, 2023.
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7.8 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
gunn
Posted 8 August, 2023.
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4 people found this review funny
37.2 hrs on record (29.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
no sex mod
no panty shot
kelvin doesnt even twerk

unplayable.
Posted 27 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
18.1 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
Posted 22 September, 2022.
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20.1 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
1. Men are born and remain free and equal in rights. Social distinctions may be founded only upon the general good.

2. The aim of all political association is the preservation of the natural and imprescriptible rights of man. These rights are liberty, property, security, and resistance to oppression.

3. The principle of all sovereignty resides essentially in the nation. No body nor individual may exercise any authority which does not proceed directly from the nation.

4. Liberty consists in the freedom to do everything which injures no one else; hence the exercise of the natural rights of each man has no limits except those which assure to the other members of the society the enjoyment of the same rights. These limits can only be determined by law.

5. Law can only prohibit such actions as are hurtful to society. Nothing may be prevented which is not forbidden by law, and no one may be forced to do anything not provided for by law.

6. Law is the expression of the general will. Every citizen has a right to participate personally, or through his representative, in its foundation. It must be the same for all, whether it protects or punishes. All citizens, being equal in the eyes of the law, are equally eligible to all dignities and to all public positions and occupations, according to their abilities, and without distinction except that of their virtues and talents.

7. No person shall be accused, arrested, or imprisoned except in the cases and according to the forms prescribed by law. Any one soliciting, transmitting, executing, or causing to be executed, any arbitrary order, shall be punished. But any citizen summoned or arrested in virtue of the law shall submit without delay, as resistance constitutes an offense.

8. The law shall provide for such punishments only as are strictly and obviously necessary, and no one shall suffer punishment except it be legally inflicted in virtue of a law passed and promulgated before the commission of the offense.

9. As all persons are held innocent until they shall have been declared guilty, if arrest shall be deemed indispensable, all harshness not essential to the securing of the prisoner's person shall be severely repressed by law.

10. No one shall be disquieted on account of his opinions, including his religious views, provided their manifestation does not disturb the public order established by law.

11. The free communication of ideas and opinions is one of the most precious of the rights of man. Every citizen may, accordingly, speak, write, and print with freedom, but shall be responsible for such abuses of this freedom as shall be defined by law.

12. The security of the rights of man and of the citizen requires public military forces. These forces are, therefore, established for the good of all and not for the personal advantage of those to whom they shall be intrusted.

13. A common contribution is essential for the maintenance of the public forces and for the cost of administration. This should be equitably distributed among all the citizens in proportion to their means.

14. All the citizens have a right to decide, either personally or by their representatives, as to the necessity of the public contribution; to grant this freely; to know to what uses it is put; and to fix the proportion, the mode of assessment and of collection and the duration of the taxes.

15. Society has the right to require of every public agent an account of his administration.

16. A society in which the observance of the law is not assured, nor the separation of powers defined, has no constitution at all.

17. Since property is an inviolable and sacred right, no one shall be deprived thereof except where public necessity, legally determined, shall clearly demand it, and then only on condition that the owner shall have been previously and equitably indemnified.
Posted 16 August, 2022.
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72.1 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Nobody pray for me
It's been that day for me
Waaaaay (yeah, yeah!)
Ayy, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances
Finesse a ♥♥♥♥♥ with some counterfeits, but now I'm countin' this
Parmesan where my accountant lives; in fact, I'm downin' this
D'USSÉ with my boo bae tastes like Kool-Aid for the analysts
Girl, I can buy yo' ass the world with my paystub
Ooh, that ♥♥♥♥♥ good, won't you sit it on my taste buds?
I get way too petty once you let me do the extras
Pull up on your block, then break it down: we playin' Tetris
A.M. to the P.M., P.M. to the A.M., funk
Piss out your per diem, you just gotta hate 'em, funk
If I quit your BM, I still ride Mercedes, funk
If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral
Soprano C, we like to keep it on a high note
It's levels to it, you and I know
♥♥♥♥♥, be humble (hol' up, ♥♥♥♥♥)
Sit down (hol' up, lil', hol' up, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (hol' up, ♥♥♥♥♥)
Sit down (hol' up, sit down, lil', sit down, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (hol' up, hol' up)
♥♥♥♥♥, sit down (hol' up, hol' up, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (lil' ♥♥♥♥♥, hol' up, ♥♥♥♥♥)
Sit down (hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up)
Be humble (hol' up, hol' up)
Sit down (hol' up, hol' up, lil', hol' up, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (hol' up, ♥♥♥♥♥)
Sit down (hol' up, sit down, lil', sit down, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (hol' up, hol' up)
♥♥♥♥♥, sit down (hol' up, hol' up, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (lil' ♥♥♥♥♥, hol' up, ♥♥♥♥♥)
Sit down (hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up)
Who dat ♥♥♥♥♥ thinkin' that he frontin' on Man-Man?
Get the ♥♥♥♥ off my stage, I'm the Sandman (Sandman)
Get the ♥♥♥♥ off my ♥♥♥♥, that ain't right
I make a play ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up your whole life
I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥' sick and tired of the Photoshop
Show me somethin' natural like afro on Richard Pryor
Show me somethin' natural like ass with some stretch marks
Still will take you down right on your mama's couch in Polo socks
Ayy, this ♥♥♥♥ way too crazy, ayy, you do not amaze me, ayy
I blew cool from AC, ayy, Obama just paged me, ayy
I don't fabricate it, ayy, most of y'all be fakin', ayy
I stay modest 'bout it, ayy, she elaborate it, ayy
This that Grey Poupon, that Evian, that TED Talk, ayy
Watch my soul speak, you let the meds talk, ayy
If I kill a ♥♥♥♥♥, it won't be the alcohol, ayy
I'm the realest ♥♥♥♥♥ after all
♥♥♥♥♥, be humble (hol' up, ♥♥♥♥♥)
Sit down (hol' up, lil', hol' up, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (hol' up, ♥♥♥♥♥)
Sit down (hol' up, sit down, lil', sit down, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (hol' up, hol' up)
♥♥♥♥♥, sit down (hol' up, hol' up, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (lil' ♥♥♥♥♥, hol' up, ♥♥♥♥♥)
Sit down (hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up)
Be humble (hol' up, hol' up)
Sit down (hol' up, hol' up, lil', hol' up, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (hol' up, ♥♥♥♥♥)
Sit down (hol' up, sit down, lil', sit down, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up)
♥♥♥♥♥, sit down (hol' up, hol' up, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (lil' ♥♥♥♥♥, hol' up, ♥♥♥♥♥)
Sit down (hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up)
Posted 28 June, 2022.
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6.7 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
mmmmm
Posted 18 May, 2022.
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23.8 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
gun
Posted 9 May, 2022.
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