Emeride
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Counter Strike Global Offensive is a game developed by Valve.
It is extremely difficult, considering you have to wrangle teammates, manage your economy, predict your enemies economy, buy the correct ♥♥♥♥ and then aim for the head and spray correctly.

Then there is a bunch of extra ♥♥♥♥ like grenades, objectives, utility and whatever the ♥♥♥♥ not.
It's not a game for everyone, you have to be really good with your mouse.

There's a story that someone was so good with his mouse that he became the mouse.
The mouse permanently fused into his hand. Now he has to use his other hand for certain things.

The game has multiple maps, including dust 2 which is the only map, and Mirage. But mirage...really isn't working these days.

The game will bring you so many fun experiences, like playing a game with Aldon Hilter, as he only buys a Negev and politely refuses to buy anything else. As we lose 14-16, against 4 bots.

This game is fun: In the words of a certain person, this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay

You can play as the the terrorists, and blow ♥♥♥♥ up while praying to the one god, or you can play as the counter terrorists, who counter terrorists' terrorizing terrorism.

Some of the guns are: The deagle, the AK-47, the P90, the AWP, and most important and deadliest of all: the decoy grenade.

Not many people know that every decoy grenade is sent from the deepest circles of hell, where the souls of the damned are burned and seared alive for all eternity.

On your journey to become better at this game, you will encounter smurfs, non-bilingual Russians, toxicity, mute people, people who make you realize that CS:GO causes metaphysical retardation, or will at least make you consider that being true.

But the worst of all: people who type "Nice Try", after you fail your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clutch attempt.

There are a lot of mods for the game, like bunny hopping servers, 1v1 servers, surfing servers, jailbreak and a lot of other stuff.

I almost forgot to mention the skins, every single gun can be cosmetically customized if you have the money. Every skin is different and has a different price, ranging from your generic pistol skin, to a 1600 dollar knife skin.

It's a great game, it's also perfectly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ free: So go get it.
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Osama Bin Ballin 19 Jul @ 12:37pm 
Hejsan! Jag är Karin ifrån ungdomsmottagningen, vi har tagit tester på din sperma och vi kan se via DNA att dina framtida barn kommer vara lika dåliga på cs som dig, om inte sämre! Hälsa gärna på oss igen och snatta lite mer kondomer som du inte kommer använda. Vi hoppas att du är homosexuell så att du inte behöver reproducera. Ring gärna in till oss om du har några mer frågor! 0703953021 - Karin Sillström
gG 18 Jul @ 6:34pm 
f9ucking swed pig nacist + bot in the game. Jes. Uninstall the game + brush your teeth
Anyone who kill me is gay 11 Jul @ 10:34am 
Lita inte på denna man, jag var hemma hos honom en dag för att chilla och ha lite kul. Men när jag sedan skulle gå till kylskåpet för att hämta en dricka såg ja att han hade ett flertal burkar med sperma där i. han tog sedan en och försökte kasta på mig men jag lyckades fly. lita ej på han
child predator 9 Jul @ 1:39pm 
efter ett bra game med denna killen så spelade vi mer och mer och blev riktigt bra vänner. jag skulle åka till han för han skrev att han ville musta mig men det sluta med anal
Osama Bin Ballin 8 Jul @ 3:13pm 
-rep only push and die + toxic + no aim + easy mint + only kill team no enemy :gng:
Roo Hatch 8 Jul @ 4:05am 
hey add me please :)