hey oomfie

This mod literally changed my life. Before I got this backpack I was a virgin, obese smoker who didn't even have level 1 nimble. Now, I'm a zombie-slaughtering, katana-brandishing, dual M9-wielding bad-ass with level 10 aiming who walks around Louisville spamming Q while completely naked (aside from my baller ass backpack) just for a shred of adrenaline. I was working the afternoon shift at Hit Vidz and this smoking hot babe (literal 10/10) walked in, took one look at my BasedBackpack, immediately ripped her clothes off and we did right there on the counter it for 2 hours straight. Everyone in the store was so impressed that they all cheered and my manager gave me a huge raise and a promotion. THANKS BASEDBACKPACK