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43 of 72 (60%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 9:35am

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 9:07am

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 11:17am

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 12:07pm

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 6:29am

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 4:41am

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 2:02am

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 6:31am

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2020 @ 10:54pm

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 11:16am

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 2:14am

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 3:27am

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 11:25am

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 3:21am

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 6:38am

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 6:45am

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 11:55am

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 3:36am

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 12:30pm

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 6:22am

Patriot

America won the war.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 6:25am

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 3:11am

Founder

Started a new country.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 6:40am

Canuck

Fled to Canada.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 11:55am

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 3:01am

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 6:12am

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 3:52am

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 3:54am

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 11:44am

Robophile

Married a robot.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 11:55am

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 11:55am

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 3:15am

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2020 @ 9:30am

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 3:28am

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 6:58am

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 3:29am

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 3:30am

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 9:33am

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 9:33am

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 12:00pm



Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.