Joseph walked in and saw Mary was pregnant. He asked her "How was baby formed?" to which Mary replied "God made me pregnant" Joseph flipped a desk. Mary began sobbing as Joseph began destroying items in the house in his rage. "Who did you ♥♥♥♥!?" Joseph kept screaming, over and over, but Mary was like, "I didn't ♥♥♥♥ nobody!" and Joseph went to every bar in Bethlehem, declaring: "My brothers, my wife-to-be, she is but a ♥♥♥♥♥ among ♥♥♥♥♥♥, the abomination of Bethlehem and I shall tell her father to stone her, that she may deceive me no more!"
But an angel came to Joseph in a dream and said "Joseph. You're being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right now"
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" Joseph replied angrily
"No, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" The Angel responded
"You... you piece of ♥♥♥♥. Coming into my dreams talking to me like you know me. ♥♥♥♥♥, you don't know me"
So the angel beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of Joseph and slammed Joseph's face into a counter-top. Joseph rolled around in pain and proclaimed, "You win! I am undone!"

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