DO NOT trust Hassbaddy. One night we went to a party and he walked around the house picking up random objects and saying "that'll be mine now" in a goblin voice. He then proceeded to light a fire in the bathroom. It was terrifying. Last week he punched me in the face at the local movie theater showing of Avatar: The Way of Water because I was eating my popcorn too loud. I have tried to escape Hasbaddy's wrath for years but he's so sexy I keep falling back into his tricks. I love you Hasbaddy

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