Recent reviews by Mezagong ♊

Get a wheel, H-shifter, and a E-brake. you'll have the best time of your life.

they complain about the game, yet they have more hours spent on it after the review.
just lol.

i regert nothing.
Edit : Steam asked me if i changed my mind after a bunch of hours spent on it. i still regert nothing

It's RollCage dude.
Buy it.
Like, right now.

Conversation with a friend of mine.

-Hey meza, you like strategy games ?
-Ye, why ?
-Cause i got a key that i can gift to someone since i played this game's beta
-Uh uh, what game ?
-Pit People
-Pit what ?
-Remember who's Behemoth ?
-Aren't those the guys who made Castle Crasher and Battleblock ?
-Yup
-Same style ?
-Same style.
-Allright i'll try it.

I haven't stopped playing since.
Help me.
Please.

Installed Gentelmen of the row, still crashes.
Playing with DirectX 9, still crashes.
Installed Powertools, still crashes.
I really wanna play this game again, but i rather play it on console if i have to lose brain cells trying to stabilize it on pc.
#Feelsbadman

Allright, time for a serious review.
Mind you, i'm not a "professional writer" or any of that stuff, so imma just stick to the point.

I've never played a MOBA game, other than a couple of minutes of dota, saw i didn't liked the style and left it there.
This one is still a MOBA, but with the FPS implemented into it, a nice touch; already used, but nice.

The chars are interesting, with their own backstory and lore challenges, and variations of their own skills which can be implemented into different styles of gameplay

The only flaw i see so far, is balance.
PVE is way to difficult on Advanced Hardcore (basically you got 1 life, and you gotta play carefully; If you and your team dies the mission ends)
PVP is just straight out of hell, with melee chars being overpowered, and ranged chars being underpowered depending on the map and the gamemode obviously, but still.

It needs balance for the characters, and the players. Since in the queue you can find high level players, with their chars already maxed out with all the mutations and they can just demolish you and your team with a press of a button.
Yes, every 4 levels or so, you get a mutation, which is a different type of a certain skill you can use in combat with different bonuses, and if used right can be deadly.

My overall vote ? Looks way too high for some of you, but since it's my first MOBA i'll give it a solid 10, enjoyable, with 25 chars at the moment, lots of different types of combination for the teams, and just overall fun to play.

I recommend it, of course, but until some of its flaws will get fixed, the players will have alot of complaints.


We're still waitin on Borderlands 3 Gearbox. Yeah i said it. Get your asses programming you lazy ♥♥♥♥♥.

-Buys 60's Mini Cooper
-Sets up custom championship with 300% reward
-Wins with 20 minutes over the second placed
-Goes into the garage to buy a new car
-Doesn't see the Suzuki Escudo
-Rage quits
-Uninstalls the game
-*Hint*


By the way, best Rally simulation ever played. Reminds me of the old Colin McRae days on the PS1. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good job Codemaster
♥♥♥♥♥' Suzuki Escudo/10

Suupeer Soooniiic Acrobatic Rocket-powered Battle Caaaaars *Air guitar* YEAH!

You can ride a goat, with a goat + ragdolls.
♥♥♥♥♥' 11/10 would goatception again.