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War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstein
😲
"Kneel and deliver!"
-- Casanunda, the worlds smallest lover turns highwaydwarf
(Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)
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Fast, cheap, good: pick two.
😴
You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
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Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.
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If it's worth hacking on well, it's worth hacking on for money.
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During the American Revolution, a Britisher tried to raid a farm. He
stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon an agressive Rhode
Island Red hopped on top. Seeing this, the farmer commented, "Chicken catch
a Tory!"
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"Sometimes insanity is the only alternative"
-- button at a Science Fiction convention.
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Saludos Martin Amigooo!
Saludos