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Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to ♥♥♥♥ it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

-God-

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WTF, ok now i have a psychological problems because of reading that

After minutes and minutes of 21 sucking Lil Pump's meat stick the young rapper knew that he couldn't hold it back anymore. That magic white juice sprayed like his Uzi across 21's face and the older of the two flinched in response. "Damn ♥♥♥♥♥ you really gotta nut that much?", he said as he wiped his face off, and Pump chuckled. "Ay, no ♥♥♥♥ though?", he asked hopefully, and 21 nodded. "No ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥".