Einert Albstein
 
 
Holding steady onto the beat delving into sky's of great feat. Pushing the minds limit breaking the concrete, symphonic melodies that transcribe onto stands of musical nature. As hearts beat and clash with the note's of the universe, drops of comfort settle near the expansive turf. Star lights twinkle in new radiance that causes a beautiful gradient of superficial wonder. Pondering what lies beyond the sky we delve deeper, then we can imagine why. Curiosity rains as it pelts the face we wipe off.


"Le lache connait pas la vie. Le heros connait pas la mort"


A man wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Joseph got so desperate that he went to her and said," I'll give you a $100 if you'll let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him shocked and said "Hell no!" He said " I'll be real quick-I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over to get it, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up!" She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really really fast, and he won't even be able to get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waitin for his girlfriend's call. Finally after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks, "What the ♥♥♥♥ happened? " Still breathing hard she managed to reply, "That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had all QUARTERS!!!

One human cell contains 75MB genetic info.
One sperm contains a half of that; that's 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100m sperms.
Average, ejaculation lasts for 5sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
So throughput of a man’s member is equal to
(37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 =1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at
1,6 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package,
thereby being the best hardware firewall in the world!

Life is what you make it: good or bad. It is not the things that happen to us in our lives that define us; rather, it is how we react to those things. Our decisions shape our legacy. Forgive and forget. Life is too short to hold grudges.

Blind from heart the days are gone,
Dark the path that left to none.
Barren life of hollow shell,
Leftovers from wishing well.
Bound to teeth and steel and will,
Never dust the old windmill.
Here to go to try again,
A life that's cruel too comprehend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G22X5X49VhM&start_radio=1&list=RDG22X5X49VhM

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Mindhunter 8 Feb, 2019 @ 7:08am 
Please stop being mean to me. I am having to huddle together with my family for warmth because of your cold words.
Mindhunter 18 Jan, 2019 @ 3:04pm 
Attention all visitors to this profile:

This child is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many
Mindhunter 13 Jan, 2019 @ 8:07am 
Sup bro how are you doing? ll meet tomorrow afternoon cya!