This man has played so much sea of thieves this past year he now has a slight pirate accent, often ending his sentences with a quiet "yarrr". We mostly try to ignore it but he started calling all currency "doubloons" and his car has to be referred to as the black pearl or else he won't let you in. He also wears an eyepatch but it looks pretty cool!

...

I lived.

If I'm never online again after today its because luke drowned me in the lake

Nope, I have definitely never met this man in my life. 100%

+Rep only 2 people in the lobby with FTP lol