Recent reviews by Crankin' Hog

The best game ever created. The pinnacle of RPGs.

If you don't have friends to play with, it's a better game. OTHERWISE, it's a ♥♥♥♥ ass game where you can't even play with your friends without jumping threw a few pointless hoops.

It starts out okay and spooky and then it just gets retarded.

Best zombie game i've ever played and will probably ever play, unless they come out with a sequel... in which case that one will probably be better than this one.

I only played the beginning tutorial level, but I probably won't ever play the rest because I didn't expect it to be Devil May Cry. /Disappoint

It sounds fun on paper but it's a piece of ♥♥♥♥. I didnt expect them to give me a control key for each ♥♥♥♥♥♥' finger. Who does that?

Each episode starts with "The game will change based on your decisions" when really there aren't any "real" decisions. People are going to die regardless of what you do and no matter what that jackass will be yelling "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEE!!" the entire time, even if you are a complete bro with him.

I had fun with it until my girlfriend died though. I was gonna E-getsome.

A somewhat different take on the tower defense genre.

Not as polished as you'd expect. Talent tree is pretty boring and doesn't leave much room for variation. Melee combat is incredibly clunky and you really just end up spamming the same attacks over and over.

After almost 2 hours of playtime that I DID put into this.. it still felt like I was in a "tutorial" as I still gradually being given new structures/traps each time a new enemy type was going be engaging me that round. While not necessarily a horrible thing to open up new structures over time.. I don't like the idea of being "forced" to use those structures the second they're available, thus the tutorial feeling.

Overall: Nothing really grabbed me once I started playing, melee combat was clunky and irritating. Voice actors were kinda goofy too. Also, no reason to NOT pick the huge lumberjack brother as you'll just get murdered because of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ combat system using the other guy.

I wouldn't recommend it full price, then again if I could go back in time i'd stop myself from wasting my time as well soo....

Why is this on steam?

I may just be horrible.. BUT MAN THIS IS HARD!