this guy is a cheese factory! he sent me nude pics of himself when I was 15 and he had so much smeg

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Moist

You would have made an amazing case study in my University Degree

I can never win in regards to sex with my gf. She gets annoyed that I’m good looking but bad in the bedroom. Iv never been a laster under the sheets and she hates me for it. If I cream in 1 minute, I’m a loser, on the very rear occasion I last longer than two minutes she accuses me of having sex with someone else first. My ejaculation are very powerful and she complains it goes everywhere. Sometimes it’ll be a small spurt and a dribble and once again I’m accused of getting somewhere else in the same day. She moans loudly during sex and if I let off a groan when I orgasm she tells me to shut up. She then tells me she’s doesn’t want to have sex with me because I ♥♥♥ to fast. Then gets angry with me when I don’t ask to have sex. I can’t win.

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