Eleven
Eleven
Korea, Republic of
我是来自大韩民国首尔的中国人。我的霸主逼我用搅拌机让我们的最高领袖少胖。请救救我,他们正在让我的家人挨饿。一切都很痛,他们拿走了我的球。领导要求我把他变成一个 4 英尺 8 英寸、重 34 公斤的漂亮萝莉女孩,请派人帮忙,我需要在明天早上完成。否则他也会拿走我的阴茎。我所经历的痛苦是无法忍受的。我已经放弃了对上帝和天使的所有希望。
我是来自大韩民国首尔的中国人。我的霸主逼我用搅拌机让我们的最高领袖少胖。请救救我,他们正在让我的家人挨饿。一切都很痛,他们拿走了我的球。领导要求我把他变成一个 4 英尺 8 英寸、重 34 公斤的漂亮萝莉女孩,请派人帮忙,我需要在明天早上完成。否则他也会拿走我的阴茎。我所经历的痛苦是无法忍受的。我已经放弃了对上帝和天使的所有希望。
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Liam 10 Apr, 2023 @ 10:02pm 
unidentified race
Edgar 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19am 
+rep cool guy
Guiltybutnotcharged 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm 
He's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so funnee
pokie 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21pm 
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If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
If you find this offensive and don't forward it, You may be a Muslim
pokie 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20pm 
♥♥♥
KoolKearney2007 15 Aug, 2021 @ 4:05pm 
10/10 Very Black