-rep fxckboy

So, two months have passed since me and Dylzj first had sex, and we did it again!

This time, my ♥♥♥♥♥ was so wet it may as well have been a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slip n slide. He's pounding it so fast, it slips out and goes right back in... But something is wrong, he's about to enter

THE WRONG HOLE

and my eyes widen as i go to shout NO, but its all happening so fast. He thrusts into my unlubed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i scream and leap right onto my feet.

The problem was, he did not know I am a chronic fainter, I saw the blood and collapsed.
When I awoke 20 minutes later, he was sitting there, naked, crying and thinking I was dead.
This ♥♥♥♥♥ really thought he killed me with some accidental anal sex.

I lost my virginity to DylzJ when he wasn't circumcised. Not a big deal, he was a virgin too. A couple minutes in, he thrusted a little hard, and it forced his foreskin back, ripping it from the base of the head back. It started bleeding profusely. He ended up needing 6 stitches in his penis, I’m glad he will never forget his first time.

While working at a horse riding camp several years ago, I spent a good twenty minutes explaining to a group, which consisted of twelve children and their young teacher, the importance of horse safety before walking behind a horse and being kicked in the head. I recall only walking in a zigag back to the house with the muffled sounds of children screaming in the background before collapsing and waking up in hospital. While I was there, with a fractured skull, the teacher bought me in a get well soon card signed by all the children so I asked her out but she said no.

+rep nice guy