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I invited him to my house for a arma lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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but this com starts posting what a swine
so I called s3 buts no avail, that's why I'm telling you this sorry tale
He went post, I said shut up, He went post, I said wrap up!
Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work, but the craposter drove me berserk
He said Night, I said wot
He said Night, I said wot
He said Night, I said wot
He said Night, I said wot chu want?
Once a lifetime, twice a day
If you don't post you get no pay
I've been to the east, I've been to the west
But the guys I like best are the ones undressed
Well, hello Commie, where you been?
I said, "A'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean"
I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad
'Cause you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad