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FG Polygon 11 月 10 日 下午 6:19 
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FG Polygon 11 月 10 日 下午 6:18 
He may be gone, but his Steam account is still online, status: “Away.”

Rest in peace, Dull Fool. We never got to see you at your fullest, but we did appreciate your dullest to no end. May your respawn timer be short, your ping low, and your snacks eternal.
FG Polygon 11 月 10 日 下午 6:18 
His passing was tragic, yet somehow inevitable. Some say it was the excessive energy drinks. Others say it was when he tried to “upgrade his pacemaker’s firmware manually.” All we know is that he went out the way he lived, surrounded by RGB lights, Bluetooth devices he couldn’t pair, and a faint smell of burnt ramen.

We’ll never forget him. His legacy lives on in every rage compilation, every cursed meme folder, every questionable Google search that starts with “can you eat…”
FG Polygon 11 月 10 日 下午 6:18 
He claimed to have invented the concept of “breakfast lasagna,” which was just three Pop-Tarts stacked with ketchup in between. He said it gave him “protein powers.” It did not.

Ezekiel loved his family. He showed it by sending them unsolicited memes at 3 a.m. and calling every birthday “Patch Day.” When asked how old he was turning, he’d say, “Old enough to unlock the Battle Pass of Life.” When he sneezed, it sounded like a Minecraft ghast. When he fell asleep, it was usually mid-sentence, mid-snack, or mid-scream.
FG Polygon 11 月 10 日 下午 6:18 
Ezekiel spent most of his days gaming, but not like the rest of us. He played the real classics: Goat Simulator, Club Penguin Rewritten, and that one obscure fishing game that came free with his printer. He would stare at the screen for hours, muttering phrases like “they buffed the trout again” or “fishing is political now.”

Outside of gaming, he lived a simple life. His diet consisted mostly of off-brand cereal, Monster Energy, and whatever expired food he found in the “discount bin of destiny” at Walmart.
FG Polygon 11 月 10 日 下午 6:18 
Dull Fool, aka My Grandpa Exploded, aka Asshair Gaming, aka Ezekiel “Femboy” Jones, was a good man. He lived a joyful and happy life, always with a smile on his face and a gamer dent in his skull. His skull was, in many ways, a topographical map of his life, each groove a memory, each dent a headbutt to the desk after a failed Terraria boss fight.

He wasn’t perfect. No man is. He once microwaved a fork because he thought it would “charge it with lightning powers.” He believed HDMI stood for “Hot Dog Management Interface.” But damn it, he was our idiot.
HolyShinx 9 月 2 日 下午 10:28 
oh yhis? this is a glitch i have courruption powers
dont mess wit me.
DullFool 7 月 27 日 上午 11:48 
*raps you*
HolyShinx 7 月 26 日 下午 11:10 
oh hey!
i-i-i kinda.... like you......
dreadnaught 5 月 25 日 上午 11:18 
*burps cutely*
ponfi_ 1 月 21 日 下午 3:04 
Honestly pass
HolyShinx 1 月 11 日 下午 12:25 
dullfool
more liek stupid dumb idiot!!!
Ziwi 2024 年 10 月 17 日 下午 6:51 
where is my crown
Commoner 2024 年 10 月 14 日 下午 5:17 
chilli
Ziwi 2024 年 10 月 13 日 下午 4:14 
whoops its all over me screen. clean up on aisle 3, my pants! :steamhappy:
Komole 2024 年 9 月 26 日 上午 11:55 
seems cool
☆ WEASY ☆ 2024 年 8 月 2 日 下午 1:19 
🖕-rep.. beware🖕👻👻
Nobody 2024 年 6 月 30 日 下午 11:52 
:lunar2019piginablanket:
2008 Mercedes-Benz B200 Turbo 2024 年 6 月 11 日 下午 2:53 
guacamole nword penis
Nicozato 2024 年 5 月 25 日 下午 5:19 
h
catexplode 2024 年 5 月 1 日 下午 7:40 
catexplode
☆ WEASY ☆ 2024 年 4 月 13 日 下午 6:15 
im sorry... (that sounded sick as FCK btw... i'll save that one for later..)
DullFool 2024 年 4 月 13 日 下午 6:04 
just smoked an opp, their skin came off their bone, you don’t want to be turned into a example 🧏‍♂️
☆ WEASY ☆ 2024 年 4 月 13 日 下午 5:51 
🖕-rep.. beware🖕
2008 Mercedes-Benz B200 Turbo 2024 年 4 月 10 日 下午 5:35 
can we please just edge together :GDEasy:
cepv2 2024 年 3 月 30 日 上午 1:08 
sob
cepv2 2024 年 3 月 30 日 上午 1:07 
im pretty sure i had a reason to say wow i genuinely cannot remember
cepv2 2024 年 3 月 30 日 上午 12:48 
Wow
2008 Mercedes-Benz B200 Turbo 2024 年 3 月 17 日 下午 1:44 
i am edging rn :truelove13:
Ryuichee 2024 年 3 月 1 日 下午 2:40 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
2008 Mercedes-Benz B200 Turbo 2023 年 12 月 17 日 下午 9:20 
edging to this rn :heart_shy:
Ferguson Meatball 2023 年 12 月 14 日 下午 9:03 
Sometimes I fantasize about Misato coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me
c0n 2023 年 10 月 2 日 下午 8:22 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Fracko 2023 年 9 月 25 日 上午 10:10 
I farted on a squirrel while riding a motorcycle because I'm AWESOME!:steammocking:
Mazon 2023 年 9 月 2 日 下午 8:42 
bro
fox devil 2023 年 9 月 2 日 下午 12:45 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Elijahthevoidgod 2023 年 8 月 31 日 下午 4:00 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
baja blast 2023 年 8 月 30 日 下午 9:08 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
FG Polygon 2023 年 8 月 25 日 下午 5:14 
boom boom goes pop pop
Mazon 2023 年 8 月 17 日 下午 7:37 
meh
Kantlaf 2023 年 7 月 20 日 下午 9:37 
nuh uh:steamsad:
DullFool 2023 年 3 月 31 日 下午 11:36 
I hate this person in particular.