Real men don't sleep on the stomach.

I agree because if your ass is facing upwards and just looks all fat, round and jiggly, there in the middle of the night, the devil might get tempted to either eat it, or pound it, so it's better to sleep with your ass against the mattress to avoid tempting any supernatural creature that might be lurking around, like a werewolf, cause being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a werewolf isn't only gay, it's also furry behavior and real men don't partake in furry activities.

Hi, how are you? (I would like to sincerely apologize for any mistakes or misunderstandings that might be caused by my flawed use of the English language. I understand that my writing or speaking might not be up to the expected standard in countries such as the United States of America, United kingdom, Australia, etc. and I regret any confusion or misunderstandings that may arise because of such knowledge i have not in fact reached. English is not my first language, and while I am constantly striving to improve, I know there is always room for growth. I truly appreciate your understanding and patience as I continue to learn and refine my English language skills.)

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great platform, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a 'Jester' community award to your profile. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will have a 'Jester' community award on your account, which you won't be able to remove from your account.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to massively increase the 'Jester' count on your profile. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Steam! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day!

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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Dear パパビル,

Grass is not a plant that will kill you, it is harmless and great for your health, grass is beneficial for humans. Grass is love, grass is life, grass is happiness. Touch some grass if you want to be healthier. It is a very EPIC PLANT for a gamer like you.

Women exist (Yo no way!) they are not a government plot at all!(surprisingly) If you go touch some grass, they will suddenly appear! So パパビル, ITS TIME FOR YOU TO SHINE!

Please take care of yourself.

- Your concerned friend

Slime-girls are objectively the greatest (f)duck you'll ever have in your life. Not only could you see your pp up in their guts or down their throat, but you could realistically duck any part of their body you want. Got a thing for stomachs? You can duck their belly button. Like armpits? They got you covered. Or rather they got your pp covered. In slime. And if that's not enough, they are amorphous, and can change their shape to form the most duckable body of your dreams. It doesn't even have to be a normal body either. Want to duck a cat girl? They got you, and you can duck her in the ears. Want to duck a dog girl? She's got you set. Owl, fox, bird, bunny, whatever else your sick imagination can come up with. If you can request it, she can fulfill it. Give in to the fact that slimes are godesses worthy of worship. Wake up.

I care + I asked + smile about it + stay glad + W + not basic + skill + touched grass check mark + rational + you rose up + no hate + triggeredn't + you got a life + ok :) + cool beans + not cringe + nice job + based + grammar good thumbs up + you're good + GG + have a good day

Medusa is the ultimate blowjob machine. Everyone that looks at her gets rock hard, and her 12-15 snakes are ready to suck every single dong that comes at her. In Greek Mythology, Medusa is also called Gorgo, because she is gorging all those dongs all by herself. It is a common misconception that the poison from her snakes is lethal, but the fact of the matter is that it works as the perfect aphrodisiac, creating a stone ocean of pleasure. You will not ever want to go back to normal blowjobs ever again, after you tried getting seduca'd by the medusa.

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should you ♥♥♥♥ it? ❌

would it want to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥? ❌

is it legal/ moral? ❌

will it feel good? ❌

summary: no i won't

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Schrodinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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+rep Nice guy in CSGO, plus has good skins. 11/10

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ women is pretty gay if you think about it. They are usually smaller and weaker. It takes a real man to ♥♥♥♥ a jacked gymbro brick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a man.

Ahem its 𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫

𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫 boi is best boi

For anyone whose keyboard is broken, here’s a full alphabet to copy and paste letters from accordingly

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Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars … Idiots!!!! They could have downloaded it for free!!

Hello,

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For one, your karma score on your comment or post will likely go below 0. This is done to ensure quality control and make sure those who view the subreddit will not have to suffer by viewing the cringe. You may also get reported if your comment or post is extra cringe and offensive, going against Reddit terms of service. They exist for a reason.

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Thank you.

Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just f***ing get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae f***

Hello,

It is with my deepest regret that I must inform you that your latest post or comment has been deemed cringe. There are several mandatory penalties that we must impose on you due to this.
For one, your karma score on your comment or post will likely go below 0. This is done to ensure quality control and make sure those who view the subreddit will not have to suffer by viewing the cringe. You may also get reported if your comment or post is extra cringe and offensive, going against Reddit terms of service. They exist for a reason.

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-rep he's that troll who never grows old

Hello,

It is with my deepest regret that I must inform you that your latest post or comment has been deemed cringe. There are several mandatory penalties that we must impose on you due to this.
For one, your karma score on your comment or post will likely go below 0. This is done to ensure quality control and make sure those who view the subreddit will not have to suffer by viewing the cringe. You may also get reported if your comment or post is extra cringe and offensive, going against Reddit terms of service. They exist for a reason.

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Thank you.

My ♥♥♥♥ is 32 inches long. You might just very well think that sounds sexy or whatever, but hey man, life isn't so good. When you have a ♥♥♥♥ this long things tend to get a little overwhelming, you know? Getting hard takes up to 25 minutes because the blood has to pump hard to get so high, and I have to hold it up with a hand or a string because if my ♥♥♥♥ snaps then I can't pee anymore. Oh, don't even get me started there. I can't even take a ♥♥♥♥ without my ♥♥♥♥ going so far in the toilet

Hating on🔛🔛 emojis👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 is like😄😄 racism. It’s dumb and pointless. What😅😅😅 are you even trying to achieve by calling📲📲📲 emojis👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 “cringe” or “normie” or whatever? We’re just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🖕🖕 around having a laugh😄😄😄 at stupid strings of emojis👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 people👫👫 make, and people👫 like😄 you just come in without pants, just swinging their ♥♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 around. I🙋 want😋😋😋 to know🤔🤔🤔 why🤔🤔🤔 people👫👫👫 like😄😄😄 you act like😄😄😄 this.⬆⬆⬆ Are you being paid by the mods of r/dankmemes or something? Stopping the cringe or whatever?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your donuts

Now I know what you’re thinking, “why would I envelop a delicacy in my own semen.” Well, I got a few reasons of my own. Just imagine the thick, cloudy, warm substance that will ooze slowly across the surface of the fried pastry. It yearns to serve its one purpose, to make it into your mouth and deliver a temporary sensation for your mouth. The first bite, grabbing the pastry ring with both hands, you sink your teeth down, through the white, warm, welcoming surface until it is met with the teeth on the opposite side. The contents from such a transcendent bite that arrive in the mouth, the fried dough, glaze or chocolate covering of the like, and then, the ♥♥♥. Chewing, chewing, and more chewing, these constituents become crushed and mixed with the salivate, like the mixing of cement in the back end of a concrete mixer. The end product is a mish mash of dough and flavor that is just out of this world.

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Duck boi is best boi

🗿 is the WORST emoji!

It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the emoji headquarters and wipe this emojii. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny.

I literally can take anyone. Not to mention I have an extreme amount of pain tolerance. I walked around for a week at 5 years old with glass in my foot. I had my foot run over by a truck and it didn't hurt I didn't cry or even fracture anything. Don't believe me? Ask my brother he was there. he's 240 pounds and 6"2 and nothing he can do can ground me. He's been trained in hand to hand combat by various people and agencies. He knows pressure points on various places that have been known to subdue and even kill people. He's tried so many on me and I didn't even flinch. So bring it.

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K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for “kidding?” So your reply is “kidding?” or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally ill that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just someone who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again.

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